by What T. Dickens
The two Pipes, clad in street clothes. The stoic, manly, brave and honorable Thor’s Hammer is accosted by the jealous, dastardly Tack Hammer. Driven insane by the Lady Churchwarden’s preference for the hero Thor’s Hammer.
Now, both attired in their shining new Carnauba armor, the villain Tack Hammer continues his verbal assault upon the proud Thor’s Hammer.
The gauntlet has been thrown!! The challenge has been issued!! As the challenged party, Thor’s Hammer has the choice of weapons. “It shall be swords”, proclaims the mighty Thor’s Hammer.
Oh! The coward! A foul blow has been struck! While accepting a favor of the Lady Churchwarden, the villain Tack Hammer strikes at the back of the Thor’s Hammer. Oh, the infamy!
Battle has been met. Half mad with anger at the treachery of Tack Hammer, Thor’s Hammer launches a furious assault upon the dastardly Tack Hammer.
The victor stands in triumph over the fallen Tack Hammer. With the Lady Churchwarden at his side, he humbly accepts the cheers of the crowd.
After his recovery from wounds received, the vanquished Tack Hammer bows down and offers his allegiance to the mighty Thor’s Hammer and his new bride, the Lady Churchwarden.
The End
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