It turns out Mr Askwith is good for something afterall!

[SimeonTurner]

I know most people say Chris is a no good, scrumpy drinking, British layabout, but I say nay!

I bought some morta from him in Chicago this year. Here's the first block's results:



Chris is a good man. I don't care what Ernie says about him.

[ND Pipes]

...
nice piece of wood... nice pipe..
regards
daniel

[taharris]

I concur. Here is a pipe I teased out of his wood:



Todd

[NathanA]

Here is a pipe I teased out of his wood:

I can't believe nobody has got here yet: That's what she said!

[e Markle]

I'm diggin' that silver ring!

Chris is a good man. I don't care what Ernie says about him.

Yeah, but, you haven't even heard half of what I have to say about him.

[taharris]

Here is a pipe I teased out of his wood:

I can't believe nobody has got here yet: That's what she said!

You just had to go there didn't you.

Todd

[ricebiscuit]

Nice pipe! Did you make the silver ring yourself?

[SimeonTurner]

Nice pipe! Did you make the silver ring yourself?

No, it's a sterling silver ring from a dept. store.

I mean...err...yes! Yes, I did! I also grew the morta from seeds in my backyard!

[baweaverpipes]

Nice pipe! Did you make the silver ring yourself?

No, it's a sterling silver ring from a dept. store.

I mean...err...yes! Yes, I did! I also grew the morta from seeds in my backyard!

Simon is a dismissive douche! He's mean, ill tempered and he did grow the morta from seeds.

[caskwith]

No Matter what nice things you guys say about me I still hate you all


Hope that helps.