Stinky Ebonite

[Alden]

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

There is apparently nothing you can do. It is an affliction that many artists suffer; Hypervelocive Stink Sensitivity.
There was another artist here who suffered the same malaise.
As far as I know, he left pipemaking for good (presumably on account of the awful stinkiness).
P.S. Welcome back Brut.

[pipedreamer]

I was storing mine in a kitty liter box, but the cat won't let me have it back, and the neighbor lady says, her pussy gets nervous when I reach for my rod.