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In a field behind the Pheasant Run resort in Chicago, some guys chipped in to buy a bag of extra-extra grade briar blocks, and locked them in a car.

Then they told Squatchy he could have them if he could open the car. There were rocks lying everywhere, but he chose this method for some reason. (Must be a Canada thing.)

It was filmed, of course.

Warning -- NSFW language

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=907_1368051085

Talk about poor decision making skills...

The Smoking Yeti wrote:Talk about poor decision making skills...

I chalk it up to Squatchy's animalistic single-mindedness when he spies top shelf briar. "Me want... me want... me WANT!"

Gotta respect it, in a twisted sort of way.

He did look a lot smaller and less hairy than I expected in that vid, though. Not sure what's up with that. Maybe he can transform himself when going out among humans, or something. Sasquatches are nothing if not mysterious.

And to think, some folks argue evolution doesn't exist. If that aint natural selection in process then I have a distant common ancestor with monkeys (not named Sas).

I'm crying....

Ah, classic Sasquatch. I'm surprised the video doesn't show the part at the end where he finally succeeded and then just ate all the briar.

And then there's this guy who shows his way of breaking a window:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=977_1330609626

Maybe he can give Sassy a few tips. That's assuming his brain is capable of learning new things after that.

Fuck it. I'm using George's head next time.

Sasquatch wrote:Fuck it. I'm using George's head next time.

I recommend using this guy's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKPEZ3XP5Y8