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...getting all huggy-smoochy with a woman who isn't his wife.

This could get really ugly really fast, people. Better buy Jones pipes while you still can.

http://i.imgur.com/frkBmFC.gifv

My lawyer advised me not to comment, but I can't let baseless accusations like these go unanswered.

Ok first things first, although the similarity in appearance is striking, and that individual clearly has good taste, that's not an Ocelot. It's a Serval. I've been slaving away in my garage all this time. That's my alibi and I'm sticking to it!

On second thought, the few times my wife has hijacked this account to make a post, she went by Serval55. The plot thickens....