Sasquatch Blowfish

[SchmidtN]

Yeah, you really read the grain great on that one... nice panels. There's a slight gap in the stem/shank junction.








Nah, I kid... we have fun though. Is that C&D Kajun Kake? Tried it once... smelled good in the tin, but made my tongue cry when smoked.

[Sasquatch]

Sutliffe Vita Roma. Wimpy aromatic for a big wimpy wimpo like me.

[wdteipen]

Who says aromatics are wimpy? Point me to them and I'll squish their head.

[SchmidtN]

Ah, Sutliffe... missed the postage stamp deal on the side.

Wimpy?

...sorry, they didn't have one about cracked stummels.

[The Drinking Yeti]

Aww...I wanted to see a ginormous, slightly chubby, blowfish (heaven preserve us if he contrast stains it)
You let me down Sask (and I've only been here a day!)











In all seriousness though, nice work.

[wdteipen]

Don't encourage him.

[bandkbrooks]

Yep. Fell for it.

[caskwith]

I feel so dirty falling for such a cheap trick.

You do now need to make a blowfish though.

[Sasquatch]

Yeah I know. I'll whip one up just to show that I can, then I'll go back to doing proper shapes.

[the rev]

you gonna do the pipe in the hat?

rev

[Sasquatch]

Probably not. My pipe making time is too limited right now.

[SchmidtN]

Yeah I know. I'll whip one up just to show that I can, then I'll go back to doing proper shapes.

So then, what'll happen to the up and coming blowfish pipe? Not too sure any of the guys at your local truck shop will appreciate it... might have to just give it away to somebody.

[Sasquatch]

I will list it on my website for 15000 dollars, of course.

[d.huber]

I will list it on my website for 15000 dollars, of course.

Sounds reasonable.

[wdteipen]

This thread is worse than being Rick rolled.

[Alden]

I'll whip one up just to show that I can

You couldnt make a Blowfish if the Queen Mother wanted Fugu on her birthday !
You couldn't make a Blowfish if Nemo himself commissioned one !
You couldnt make a Blowfish if a family of primarily marine and estuarine fish of the order Tetraodontiformes called you up and told you how !
And, I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

[Sasquatch]

Ryan, I'm going to suggest, as a friend, that you start taking those pills again. They weren't a perfect solution, but I see now that they were an important part of your continued overall transition back into society.

[Alden]

Ryan, I'm going to suggest, as a friend, that you start taking those pills again. They weren't a perfect solution, but I see now that they were an important part of your continued overall transition back into society.

Yes, Thank You Mr. Bannard. I do apologize for my previous behavior.
As you know, I suffer from a treatable condition. Very shortly after posting the earlier tirade, my wife was kind enough to bring my medication and a small cup of chamomile tea. I feel much better now.
I am certain that you are most capable of completing one very fine Blowfish.
In retrospect, I also find myself doubting that you, or anyone, could actually suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Please accept my humblest apologies Sir.

[Nate]

Sas, you sir are a bastard.


That is all.

[taharris]

I think you guys and gals all missed the point.

Sas really was trying to make a blow fish.

He showed you his best effort and all you gave him was ridicule!

Todd