An Admittance

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:21 pm

bscofield wrote:And I have shaken hands with Todd at least twice- qualifying me to call him a bitch with no smiley.?

Holy crap! What did he leave on the palm of your hand? Eeww!! No, don't tell me.

Post by **KurtHuhn** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:53 pm

bscofield wrote:You soooooooooo knew that was coming....

You have indeed slighted me, sir. Ancient Greek wrestling at noon. Bring your thong undies....

bscofield · Post by **bscofield** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:26 pm

KurtHuhn wrote: Bring your thong undies....

Huh? What does Ostrogoth mean!?

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:04 pm

bscofield wrote:
KurtHuhn wrote: Bring your thong undies....
Huh? What does Ostrogoth mean!?

Bring your thong undies - he'll show you what it means.

Post by **KurtHuhn** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:04 pm

bscofield wrote:Huh? What does Ostrogoth mean!?

Modern day interpretation is:
"Large, hairy, naked man of Germanic descent with an affinity for edged weapons, fermented barley juice, and demonstrations of great strength."

Don't forget the thong undies. They're very important to the match.

bscofield · Post by **bscofield** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:06 pm

KurtHuhn wrote:
bscofield wrote:Huh? What does Ostrogoth mean!?
Modern day interpretation is:
"Large, hairy, naked man of Germanic descent with an affinity for edged weapons, fermented barley juice, thong-undie-wrestling, and demonstrations of great strength."

Don't forget the thong undies. They're very important to the match.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:07 pm

Oversized Ostrogoth wrote:Don't forget the thong undies. They're very important to the match.

Ooh, Ooh, are you going to give him an atomic thong wedgie? Pleease let me watch?

Post by **KurtHuhn** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:14 pm

Oh, you guys are just being silly. You KNOW the undies go on your head. The only other garb allowed is olive oil.

bscofield · Post by **bscofield** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:16 pm

KurtHuhn wrote:Oh, you guys are just being silly. You KNOW the undies go on your head. The only other garb allowed is olive oil.

There is something wrong with Ostrogoth's...

Post by **KurtHuhn** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:24 pm

It takes a man very comfortable in who he is to stand out front naked and scream "Wrestle with me bitches!".

(but I do wonder if I may have taken the imagery a little too far...)

--Kurt
(who does not actually engage in olive oil wrestling, so get that right out of your head, Frank

)

bscofield · Post by **bscofield** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:25 pm

KurtHuhn wrote:It takes a man very comfortable in who he is to stand out front naked and scream "Wrestle with me bitches!".

(but I do wonder if I may have taken the imagery a little too far...)

--Kurt
(who does not actually engage in olive oil wrestling, so get that right out of your head, Frank )

That may work outside Todd's house, but I have guns - watch it!

Post by **KurtHuhn** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:43 pm

Since we've completely hijacked Todd's thread with imagery of oily naked men, we might as well shift gears completely and start on guns.

I'll spare you the imagery of naked oily men with firearms.

Ooops.....

Sasquatch · Post by **Sasquatch** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:03 am

Yeeeaarrrrrrrrgh!

Naked men, olive oil, and displays of strength do NOT belong together!

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:40 am

Oversized Ostrogoth wrote:--Kurt
(who does not actually engage in olive oil wrestling, so get that right out of your head, Frank )

Ah jeez, now I'm never going to get this image out of my head - a glistening, naked Ostrogoth with skimpy undies on his head, dangling poor Ben by his thong, which is slowly stretching his butt crack towards his neck.

This is going to haunt me everytime I cook with olive oil.

Post by **KurtHuhn** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:11 am

My work here is done.

bscofield · Post by **bscofield** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:05 am

You learned how to make a billiard?

Post by **KurtHuhn** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:51 am

coffee -> keyboard
me:chair -> me:floor:laughing

Well played, Ben.