So, for those of you who have met Sasquatch, you know what I'm talking about. I was browsing the interwebs, and found a news article about Gitmo detainees being released- one of their photos looked remarkably like.... Sasquatch. Check it out!!!
Sasquatch was released from Guantanamo!
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Re: Sasquatch was released from Guantanamo!
<sniff sniff>
I smell... some sort of NSA-backed, FBI-funded, CIA-planned, chemtrails-related conspiracy
This clearly deserves further investigation.
I bet Rad is involved somehow. Or BAW.
I smell... some sort of NSA-backed, FBI-funded, CIA-planned, chemtrails-related conspiracy
This clearly deserves further investigation.
I bet Rad is involved somehow. Or BAW.
UFOs must be real. There's no other explanation for cats.
Re: Sasquatch was released from Guantanamo!
I'm just glad they didn't let you out, Yeti. That would be cause for concern.
Re: Sasquatch was released from Guantanamo!
This totally explains why I get grilled when travelling to the USA.
Here was my Chicago outbound TSA agent conversation:
Mr. Bannard, how are you doing?
- I'm good man.
Where are you headed today?
- Chicago!
What's in Chicago for you?
- Uh, well, it's sort of a business trip I guess, but really I'm just going down to drink with my friends for the weekend.
You're a carpenter?
- Um yes (holy shit these guys know a lot!), yes I am.
Still live in Carstairs?
- Yup.
When are will you be returning from Chicago?
- Monday, I think.
Okay. What kind of carpentry do you do?
- Mostly finishing, but out in the sticks like I am, I get into a little of everything.
I see. Have you been in the USA before?
- Yeah, but like, 30 years ago... I was probably 8 or something.
I see. Well, have a nice trip Mr Bannard.
- Okay!
THEN I got to the guy who randomly selects people for bomb-dust testing and got a few swabs done, then I was randomly selected for a full body scan. It's pretty random for sure.
Anyway I got no beef with the whole thing. Truly, I'd rather they dusted thug-looking freaks like me (or the guy in the OP) then waste time on single moms with screaming babies or old people travelling somewhere with a colostomy bag.
Here was my Chicago outbound TSA agent conversation:
Mr. Bannard, how are you doing?
- I'm good man.
Where are you headed today?
- Chicago!
What's in Chicago for you?
- Uh, well, it's sort of a business trip I guess, but really I'm just going down to drink with my friends for the weekend.
You're a carpenter?
- Um yes (holy shit these guys know a lot!), yes I am.
Still live in Carstairs?
- Yup.
When are will you be returning from Chicago?
- Monday, I think.
Okay. What kind of carpentry do you do?
- Mostly finishing, but out in the sticks like I am, I get into a little of everything.
I see. Have you been in the USA before?
- Yeah, but like, 30 years ago... I was probably 8 or something.
I see. Well, have a nice trip Mr Bannard.
- Okay!
THEN I got to the guy who randomly selects people for bomb-dust testing and got a few swabs done, then I was randomly selected for a full body scan. It's pretty random for sure.
Anyway I got no beef with the whole thing. Truly, I'd rather they dusted thug-looking freaks like me (or the guy in the OP) then waste time on single moms with screaming babies or old people travelling somewhere with a colostomy bag.
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