Who wants an order for 5-10 pipes?

[Ratimus]

Hang around. You'll see a lot weirder shit than that.

Somehow, I don't think so.

I think Ratimus should go after this order though.

Rad

Note to self:
1. Acquire cheap ebauchons.
2. Drill some holes in them.
3. Print out 1.5" x 1.5" pictures of George Whitworth.
4. Paste pictures to the front of each "fine art" pipe.
5. (optional) Be-dazzle.
6. Sit back and wait for the money to roll in.

[Thomas Tkach]

In all seriousness, get her in touch with this guy.

[Growley]

In all seriousness, get her in touch with this guy.

Yep, that guy could do it. His Lincoln was amazing.

[Growley]

Note to self:
1. Acquire cheap ebauchons.
2. Drill some holes in them.
3. Print out 1.5" x 1.5" pictures of George Whitworth.
4. Paste pictures to the front of each "fine art" pipe.
5. (optional) Be-dazzle.
6. Sit back and wait for the money to roll in.

I love option #5. I've got to remember that for my pipes!

[pipedreamer]

Not enough time.There is plenty of time to do the carvings, Just not enough time to heal up between the use of my carving tools for each pipe.We are carving pipes? Not money.Right?

[Ocyd]

I know it's rude to talk about other people's appearances but that beard just makes me think he fully intended to shave but going beyond the chin line was too metro sexual for him and disrespectful to his ancestors for the fine pelt of full body hair that is the trademark of their lineage.

Also that deadline seems impossible. It could be done with a mask and a sandblaster in more than enough time though if the image were simplified.