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 Post subject: Defective Oompa
PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:45 pm 
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Kurt,

Ever since the changeover, the Oompa just sits there doing nothing. The Loompa's pulling all the weight, and the affect just isn't the same. I demand to have it fixed. I don't know if it's some sort of paralysis resulting from color shock with the new layout or what, but I want it fixed.
:oompaloompa: Oompa Loompa!

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 Post subject: Re: Defective Oompa
PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:01 pm 
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I'm sorry, but only one Oompa Loompa can bounce. Those are the immutable laws of the Universe when applied to web forums. If both Oompa Loompas bounce, peace will break out in the Middle East, followed by armegeddon, the rise of the machines, and eventually the folding in of the entire space time continuum upon itself. What's left will be a mostly empty void that smells vaguely of buffalo farts.

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 Post subject: Re: Defective Oompa
PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:39 pm 
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:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Defective Oompa
PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:54 pm 
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Tood,

You have to poke the Oompa in the ass. He'll work for you.

If that doesn't work, try a reach around.

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 Post subject: Re: Defective Oompa
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:23 am 
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RadDavis wrote:
Tood,

You have to poke the Oompa in the ass. He'll work for you.

If that doesn't work, try a reach around.

Rad



Holy shit! I just spit water all over the key board!


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 Post subject: Re: Defective Oompa
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:40 am 
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RadDavis wrote:
Tood,

You have to poke the Oompa in the ass. He'll work for you.

If that doesn't work, try a reach around.

Rad

Shirt lifters unite!! :soapbox:

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 Post subject: Re: Defective Oompa
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:15 am 
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Well, against all warnings to the contrary, one enterprising forum member has seen fit to make both Ommpa Loompas bounce.

:endofmankind:

He shall remain nameless, as clearly he made a deal with some higher power somewhere in return for precipitating the end of mankind and of bringing about the destruction of the known universe. The last thing I want is some sort of vigilante justice taking place, and we can rest assured that he will get his due when the time comes.

As for me, I only hope to be given the opportunity to escape this timeline before the inevitable end. Perhaps my personal story arc will branch shortly, and my own alternate universe will escape the bubble of this space/time continuum and go on to prosper elsewhere within this or another space/time landscape. The Unnamed One, however, is forever tied here by his deed, and will suffer to the end.

In the meantime, I welcome our new robot overlords, and wish them every success. Just a reminder, I have several years' worth of bearing grease and hydraulic oil stored away, and will happily provide both in return for foodstuffs and continued peace between my family and the Great, Powerful, Magnanimous, and Kind Mechanical Superiors. :notworthy:

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 Post subject: Re: Defective Oompa
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Oh come on, Kurt. Don't be coy.

We all know it was Todd, and we know how he did it.

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 Post subject: Re: Defective Oompa
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:53 pm 
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Thanks a lot guys. I've had that damn Oompa Loompa song stuck in my head for two days.

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You guys are on a roll today!

:lol: :lol:

Fortunately, I already downed the rest of my Maker's.


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 Post subject: Re: Defective Oompa
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:41 pm 
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RadDavis wrote:
...try a reach around.

Rad
I think it takes a combo, Rad. Reach around to make his knees buckle - stick up the arse pops him back up. :thumbsup:

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